track one of the album even numbers by the bizarre ensemble: back stage at the new moon theatre doug smith even numbers nine collages by doug smith for a time, when i lived at a house we called the hydrant because there was a fire hydrant in front, we would answer the phone "home of the arts" or "back stage, new moon." that's how we answered the phone at another apartment before that, too. come to think of it, maybe it was just me. welcome to the new moon theatre where it's dark all the time. or is it?